incorrectcodmw:

Alex [about Price]  What’s he got that I haven’t got?

Farah: A moustache.

Alex: What do you think this is I’ve got going on here?

Farah: As if that’s a moustache. That’s a cappuccino stain.

Alex: How dare you? This is at least a mocha, OK? Don’t be mockin’ my mocha.

incorrectcodmw:

Price: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Kyle: …I did. I broke it—

Price: No, no you didn’t. Alex?

Alex: Don’t look at me. Look at Farah.

Farah: What? I didn’t break it.

Alex: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Farah: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Alex: Suspicious.

Farah: No it’s not!

Griggs: If it matters, probably not, but Hadir was the last one to use it.

Hadir: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Griggs: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hadir: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Griggs!

Kyle: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Captain.

Price: No, Who broke it?

Alex: Price… Nikolai’s been awfully quiet—

Nikolai: REALLY??

[Everyone starts arguing]

Price: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Kate: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

incorrectcodmw:

Price: In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted.

Kyle: Yeeten?

Alex: YOOT

Farah: Yoted

renegad3spectre:

from @incorrectcodmw

incorrectcodmw:

Price: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Kate: Ridiclous. Give me one example.

Nikolai: Spiders.

Kyle: Wasps.

Griggs: Terriers.

Alex: Farah.

Hi! I know it's late, but Happy new year and thanks for drawing Alex, he deserves so much love ❤

Answer:

sleepyconfusedpotato:

It’s okay, the New Year’s spirit is still here anyway! Happy New Year to you too! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

OUR HOMEBOY ECHO DESERVES MORE FANART!

Bonus :

Have a sketch of Faralex! AU where in the end of MW, Farah asked Nikolai to turn around and look for Alex (´｡• ω •｡`)

Manifesting Flex/Faralex in MWII ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

triforceguide:

“You’re a born leader, Farah.”

clarke-mason:

This is how this part should have been

icaxrus:

• “You don’t choose?”
• “Heh…not exactly.”

lyra-betelgeuse:

alex: Hi, I’m Alex, a CIA agent specialized in surviving in hostile places and any kind of war tools. I also participate in unpleasant activities that most of the forces in my country are excluded, I have direct contact with local militias and I am very committed to what I do.

farah : *breathes*

alex : Are you okay? What do you need? How are you? Here, let me get you some water. Are you hungry? How many hours did you sleep? Is it too hot in here? Too cold?